Eruption

Tracklist

1. Prologue
2. Begin With a Dribble, End With a Very Strong Downbeat Cue
3. Exploding Artery
4. Eruption
5. Erupting With Pus
6. Eruption of Pus
7. Eruption of Non Compliant Pus in the Plague of Mediocrity
8. Saliva Sprinkler
9. Raging Torrent
10. Non Compliant Raging Torrent
11. Please Chop Off Your Penis (Now)
12. Fluid-Filled Lung Sack
13. Unexpected Death
14. It Would Be Way Too Predictable If We Mentioned “Death” Again
15. Crank Up the “Bullshit” Knob to 10
16. Why Can’t I Shit?
17. Feel / Smell / Taste / Hear / Touch the Shit
18. It’s Shit!
19. Eat Shit… and Live!
20. “I Take My Hangovers Like a Real Man”
21. I Just Whaled on a Music Critic With a Baseball Bat
22. Take Me Seriously or I’ll Start Crying
23. “If You Keep Saying Things Like That, No One Will Like You”
24. The Pat Boone of “Impovised Music” Walks Among Us
25. “Your Problem Is That You Only Play Fast All the Time”
26. We’re Funny and If You Don’t Agree, You’re Stupid
27. Another Incredible Display of Physical Exertion
28. Serious Music With Sardonic Song Titles
29. Pretending to Wreck My Musical Equipment Makes Me Feel Tough
30. Give That Guy Some More Press Coverage! Quick!
31. The More You Frown, the More I Smile
32. “How Does It Feel When Someone Does That to You?”
33. I Made a Phony “Tribute Album” to Make Fun of Self-Righteous Know-It-Alls (and It Worked!)
34. “You Aren’t Being Avantgarde in the Correct Way”
35. Your Unlistenable Musical Masturbations Aren’t Quite as Interesting as Mine
36. I Released 78.032 Different Compact Discs of Improvised Music Last Week (and Sold 14)
37. “Why Must You Always Say Such Shocking Things?”
38. “In 20 Years I’ll Probably Like Your Music, But Right Now I Think You’re a Total Dick”
39. Quit Shrieking in My Ear
40. Surprising Ending

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