Intro / Fugue in C minor (from the Toot Suite for Calliope Four Hands / Tag / Station Break / What’s Happening in Home Economics (Beethoven’s Revenge) / Commercial “If you have never” / Sign‐Off / Signature Theme

P.D.Q. Bach; John Ferrante, I Virtuosi di Hoople, Professor Peter Schickele · from Report From Hoople: P.D.Q. Bach on the Air · 1967