Molecular Genetics From the Gold Standard Labs

The Locust · 2012 · Compilation

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Tracklist

  1. How to Become a Virgin
  2. Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?
  3. Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
  4. Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed
  5. The Half Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
  6. Perils of Believing in Round Squares
  7. Flash’s Theme
  8. Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe
  9. Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini-Abs
  10. Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine
  11. Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby
  12. Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
  13. Flight of the Wounded Locust
  14. Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed
  15. Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case
  16. This Is Radio Surgery
  17. Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition
  18. Sever the Toes
  19. Well I’ll Be a Monkey’s Uncle
  20. Moth-Eaten Deer Head
  21. Brand New Set of Teeth
  22. How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector
  23. Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth
  24. Dog Without a Collar (Run Over Red Rover)
  25. Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)
  26. Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees
  27. Straight From the Horse’s Mouth
  28. An Extra Piece of Dead Meat
  29. Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys
  30. Backbones of Jack Asses
  31. Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality
  32. Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour
  33. High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family
  34. Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony… Yea Whatever)
  35. Kill Roger Hedgecock
  36. Hairspray Suppository
  37. Cattle Mutilation
  38. Prepare to Qualify
  39. Pain Reliever
  40. Off by a Long Shot
  41. Head Hits Concrete
  42. Ass Gravity
  43. Keep Off the Tracks
  44. #99

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